Maybe I like this joke because tortoises are my totem animals (they remind me to take life in turtle steps, keep a tough outside but stay soft inside, stick my neck out to move forward, etc., etc.). Here’s the joke:
A turtle gets mugged by a large, hostile snail. When the police ask him what happened, the turtle stammers, “I…I don’t know, officer. It all happened so fast….”
That’s the way this summer is going for me. It’s very, very slow, but when I look back on it, the time seems to have gone in [...]